Weekly Eloy Jimenez Appreciation Post
Congratulations to all Sox fans: Eloy is back. After missing 10 games with a left adductor strain, he is risen...
Julie Brady
Everyone is Hurt and Everything Hurts
At first, we laughed. Ha ha, another prospect injury. Don’t worry, we have a million prospects! Who cares if a...
Where Do Runs Come From? A story of 19 of them
Minor league baseball games are, on the whole, much stupider than major league games. The players are more raw, so...
Ch-ch-ch-changes: Countdowns to call-ups
Happy halfway point! AA, A+, and A All-Star Games all took place this week, which means that we are halfway...
Smash Mouth Would Be Proud
All-Star rosters for sub-Triple-A teams have been announced, and the White Sox are… well represented. A total of eighteen White...
Absolutely Go Into the Light: Eight White Sox bright spots
Welcome to June, a brand new month! A little-known Baseball Rule is that you’re allowed to totally forget your team’s...
Haven't We Suffered Enough: A post about Eloy Jimenez
The most optimistic outlook for the White Sox big league performance this year was "bad but entertaining," between the ongoing...
Youth is Used Pretty Well, Actually, By the Young
There are suddenly a bunch of talented post-teens playing major league baseball and making everyone feel bad about themselves. Juan...
FutureSox Consulting, Available For Immediate Hire
The White Sox, you guys, are really bad. While it’s not true that there’s absolutely nothing good about them, it...
Sad about Jake Burger? Read this and continue to be sad
It’s apparent that Jake Burger was not sufficiently dunked in the River Styx as a child, as we learn of his second...
